December 2009
i hate up to three people reading this
are you one of them? if you had to think about it, then yes.
“I want a dating show — Snookin’ For Love. I want to find my prince. I’d have 27...”
– Snookie
2009
get the FUCK out of my life i hate you
My parents
My mom tried to make cinnamon buns last night. While they were in the oven for their 12 minutes, my mom fell asleep. My dad did not hear the timer go off, despite his close proximity to the oven, because he was playing with his iPhone on his new noise canceling headphones. The cinnamon buns are an hour burnt, and my parents are five year olds.
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and now i can die happy
carrotrope:
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is everything alright? you feelin’ stormy? you feeling phoney? you’re not the only
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slutever
i wrote a song about you, as i promised i would. it was really fucking mean! probably made up of the meanest things i would consider saying in front of other people. but then i started feeling bad and sad, though i kept the song around. the more i get to know you, the more accurate my distaste for you becomes, and when i get sad about it, the song makes me feel a whole lot better. i can’t...
FAKE I.D.
Here’s the situation:
I’m really sick and tired of not being able to see all of these fun R5 Shows and I need a fake I.D. since I have a century before I turn 21. SOMEONE help me find a decent one, not one of those weird broken down copy places on Spring Garden. I want a legitimate I.D. that will scan and get me all the places I wanna be.
Any help is appreciated. Thanks!?
LAUNDRY
Just found a $20 bill, 3 nickels, and 1 bagg of weed in my bed while disassembling my sheets.
Why don’t I do my laundry every day????
